Random funny and/or intriguing things random people have said across the internet about 'Michael'

Return to previous page

Literally just random things I've seen people say about the song on Youtube, Genius, Wikipedia, blogs, etc... because nobody can be normal about this song man. And it's awesome. Unfortunately some stuff here I won't be able to provide a source for because I saved it quite a while ago and don't remember where I saw it, sorry!

Be warned that included in here is some outdated and at times hateful language! Take care.

A screenshot of a Wikipedia talk page comment reading “What a bunch of fags singing about that Micheal dude then.‟Michael, stick your dick up my bum / Michael, I really want to see you come”.” -- 130.216.191.184, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Found on Alex's wikipedia page's 'Talk' section, I believe? I haven't been able to find the original on his Talk page now, nor on any other Franz-related Talk pages, so maybe the origins of this are lost to time. Also I truly have no idea what was going through this person's mind writing this because those are very much not the lyrics to Michael. Still makes me giggle though.

A screenshot of an interview article reading "since it's so straightforward. He told the story behind it to the magazine Boyz: "It was one night when me and the band were out with friends from Glasgow, and we went to this warehouse dance party thing called Disco X. It was a very debauched night and these two friends got it together in a very sexy way." Although the real-life Michael is chuffed about the name-check, Alex gallantly protects the other friend's identity. "This guy's girlfriend will kill him. Well, she won't kill him, but she's very jealous of the fling he had with Michael. So it's a bit of a sticky situation." When Boyz asked if he was tempted to join in the boy-boy action, Alex replied, "Everyone looked wonderful that night." Spoken like a true rock star.".

Found from an interview which I currently cannot find but it does exist I swear. Anyway this is mainly just here for the additional backstory! Because it adds to the song I think. Personally I love how it says Alex "gallantly" protects Michael's identity, because in so many other interviews he's gladly namedropped Michael Kasparis.